I used to fly airplanes for a living but had to quit when aliens took up permanent residence in my sinuses.  Now I teach 7th grade and play with motorcycles on my days off.  (I told the principal I can only do the "Mr. Rogers" thing for so long, and then I have to go kill something.)  Robby and Roy let me do the classroom thing mainly because they don't trust me on a motorcycle, plus it's my laptop.